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[lightning]

Where in the devil am I? I pondered as I trudged along the darkened path. To where? The heck if I know. Who do I look like? The candyman? Ha! Yes, there we go I am the candyman. Come here little kiddies, I'll give you some candy. Like anyone would even dare approach me, well maybe Michael Jackson, heck I bet he'd like a taste of me. I chuckled to myself.Getting a bit carried away are we? That stupid voice rattled my brain. and why exactly would you care? touchy, touchy. It's just a simple little question dearest Dia I've told you a million times my name is Diablo! Not Dia! Get it right. oops, sorry Dia. I mean Diablo. I scowled. The pea brain is back again. I don't even think that retard can spell his name. I can spell my name, can you spell yours? Shut Up! I'm the one talking here! You know your sexy when your mad. I could have puked right then and there, but I held it together. You see the pea brain likes to annoy others. Or annoy me rather. Sometimes to the point where I could kill myself and save us both the agony. But Yet something holds me back. What? I haven't a clue. It's because you love me. Yeah right.you know it's true. If thats what helps you sleep at night. no that's what helps you sleep at night, the thought of me The thought of you alone is enough to made me jump off a cliff and let the vultures eat my remains. Aww, how sweet Yeah, sweet. Anyways as I was saying before pea body interrupted me- you get all pissy when I say your name wrong so why are you calling me 'Pea Body'? I didn't think you cared. Well I do. I knew it! you do have a sensitive side! Do not! I just don't like being called 'pea body' thank you very much. Fine I'll call you by your name, Vertigo. Buenos dias So now you know Spanish? Si senior Oy, you never cease to amaze me. I shook my empire. Fiery gaze scanned the surroundings. what a pathetic piece of land you've decided to explore. I thought you liked things that are pathetic. Aha! You haven't got a reply have you? That's right. Now pipe down! I'm trying to talk here. anyways, he was right this plot of land was quite pathetic. Which was good for me. It meant no one would come snooping about. Trouble is what they'd find. you mean double trouble? I sighed, We'll just try to ignore him. Hard I know. But try hard it usually works. Empire rose, not a soul was in sight. Good. Good? I thought you liked company. And who might I ask told you that? No one. I just assumed since you're always acting like a little panzy you liked being around others. And how long did it take you to make that BS up? About a day. Yeah that's what I thought. Don't think too hard now, you might burst a brain cell. You come up with the stupidest remarks I swear. Haven't you got anything better to do than sit around coming up with stupid remarks? And if not, then try coming up with something a bit more...original perhaps. Is Dia in a bad mood today. A grumble escaped my lyrnyx. Maybe if you had your own body I wouldn't be quite so moody. Why? Because then I'd be able to bug you all day long. Ha! You couldn't do that. And why do you say that? Because you're a sissy You know what? What? You've finally decided to come out of the closet and admit to the world that your really a mare and not a stallion? No. Oh, then what? Shut Up. Those are your favorite two words aren't they Dia? Will you stop calling me Dia! For petes-sake! Who's pete? And why would I want to do anything for petes-sake? I don't know him. And you know Dia Dear, if you were really a dark you would know that normal darks care for no one. Yeah, yeah whatever. Yeah that's what I thought. I didn't know you could think. You mean you actually found a brain? Where'd you get it? Off the street? Or did you buy it at the dollar store? I smirked, so now who's out of insults? That's right. Now be quiet. Fiery gaze swept across the horizon, searching for nothing imparticular. I suppose I was just making sure that no one was around. I hated others, half of the time they never knew when to shut up. And other equines always talked about 'happy things'. No, never anything about darkness, or hate. They could have none of that in their lives. I bet most of them didn't even know what a lie was. None-the-less know how to tell a good lie. Nor did any of them know a thing about deception,shallowness, or being two-faced. Like me. I could act like the sweetest stag in the entire world. But the next encounter would be your worst nightmare. That's just how I rolled. That's how you roll? Ha! Good joke. Did anyone ask for your opinon? No. So shut it. Anyways, besides being two-faced is a heck of a lot of fun. You can mess with others minds and they don't even know it. It just goes to show you you can never trust a stranger...




||ooc||El Diablo= Regular Text
Vertigo=Underlined Text (Vertigo is one of Diablo's Multiple personalities...)
Word count: 919

[Jazzi]

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